
Olivia had her 1st vet visit today. Just so you know… If a curious pup eats glitter, the poop sparkles. No worries, she’s fine.
Olivia! You’re dreamy.

The real problem is that it is taking things at this level to get people like me, who haven’t previously batted an eye, to see that there’s a problem at all. I’m sorry to all for my years of apathy. That’s over. This type of thing is absolutely frightening. And the powers that be are using their own citizens, the very people they are supposed to represent, against themselves. Infuriating, and truly frightening.
I’m sick of the “police officers are just doing their jobs” argument. This is brutality. They need to be stopped.
(Source: melaniehamlett)

Client: “That’s way too much money to charge for an email campaign. It’s not hard to put a few graphics in an email.”
Me: “I charge based off of my regular hourly rate and that’s how long it will take to complete the project.”
Client: “Forget it. We’ll just do it in house. We have a copy of…

The funniest thread on the funniest website EVER! It begins with:
A few weeks ago, a guy moved into the apartment across from me. I know little about him apart from the fact that he owns cane furniture as I saw the delivery guys carry it up. I bumped into him on the stairs once and he said hello but I cannot be friends with someone that owns cane furniture so I pretended I had a turtle to feed or something.

New York based comedian Mike Mignona reacts to bigotry in liberal New York in 2010
